Selfies Kill More People Than Shark Attacks

This story is making the rounds today, but per usual, the guilty pleasure of the The Daily Mail UK is the most delicious take on it.

While sometimes tragic accidents, some of these stories are indeed face palms. To paraphrase the late great George Carlin, “someone who swallows a bunch of marbles probably doesn’t deserve to have children of their own.”

Remember folks, grenades are, like, you know, dangerous weapons. Not worth a dumb ass like on Instagram.

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